An Open Letter stamp kit.
Frankly a brilliant gift for the anyone prone to virtue signalling.
Take your time with this, angry mom who somehow does it all wth perfect hair.
They say don't email in anger. The same goes for your Big Thoughts on Current Issues or that thing that guy said that time.
Take it really slowly. One. Letter. At. A. Time.
Why? Because you might slow down enough to realise that the only people really feeling your words are the same few who already shame that exact viewpoint.
The person, place or establishment you're really wanting to verbally set fire to doesn't know you or your letter exist.
Maybe having to select and ink each letter one at a time might be therapeutic. For you. And your audience (hi, Mom).
For the same amount of time and effort, you could reduce that multi-paragraph hot take to the deadly simple and possibly more murderous retort; 'u suk'.
Also, anything you type will come back to bite you in the ass. It's probably too late for most of us, so save yourself.