Okay, so have you been too busy to eat, let alone peruse the shops for gifts?
Did the weird calendar catch you out this year and have you run out of time?
Did that thing you order not turn up?
Is it out of stock until February?
Has she still not made up her mind about what she even wants?
Were you paid too late?
Or f**k it, are you tired and defeated and in need of a gift in the next 15 minutes?
I've got you, mate: gift cards.
Buy it now. Print it out. Forward it on. Send a screen grab - whatever your flavour;
You don't even need to wrap it.
These can be used on anything in the store, including shipping.
They can be spent in the sale or wait until those sweet Ook Le Spook and gold Sally Rabbit Mask necklaces are back in stock.