The Good Ol' Days Clockwork Elephant.
Here he comes, with a slightly duff left-leaning little front wheel that casts him into an ever-turning circle - not unlike most mentally traumatised performing animals!
Your kids might not look up from their phones, but wind this little sucker up and his spinning pom-poms will attract every under-exercised terrier in a 12 metre radius.
Repainted and festooned with red pom-poms and czech glass beads.
Loyalty: with its spirit so broken, this elephant will ride for you to death and beyond!