Fuck you, Cosmo. Fuck you.

I found the October issue of Cosmo at the gym and for the first time in ages I tried to leaf through it whilst sweating my weight on the Crosstrainer (It's a sort of birthday prep; hating myself on gym equipment) Anyway. A couple of things pissed me off, which...

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Outrageous

Outrageous

I've been recovering from Mike's birthday.Oh my god, September gets a high score this year.Fotes:

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The wife smile

is about pretending to forget all the things you're not and all the things she is. The bad news is that the cave opening in your chest will never go away. The good news it won't kill you. So smile. The theory is easier to master than the practical. It...

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I saw Sam the Man

I saw Sam the Man

We used to work together last year, but we both got out alive and only sometimes wake up screaming. Sam reckons we're certified as solid-forever because what we went through is akin to watching someone die or trench warfare or something. I agree. Anyway, it was long overdue but ace....

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