The second sign of The Horrorscope comes bearing claws;
Their proneness to accidents speaks only of their unmatched daring.
They are the living centre of every poorly lit, remote cabin that they happen to tumble into and a tussle with this small, clawed beast will remain one of the clearest of any survivor’s memories.
Handle a Tailypo with kindness however and you will be met with a disarming dreamer.
Doesn’t suffer fools